1989

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known." - Chuck Palahnuik

24 year old herbivorous kid.

expressing my personal & enigmatic inner machinations of my mind.
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africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

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blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

 

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ventus-went-us:

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

image

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justbestupidx:

Me

The Fame Monster + emojis

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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
ITS BACK

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

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capersnvapors:

FLXRL WVVS

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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