Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.
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The Fame Monster + emojis
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I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
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Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.